- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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