- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

bite me

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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