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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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