- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Knock knock.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A women left the kitchen.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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