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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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