- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock knock.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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