My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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I C U P White stuff

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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