- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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