- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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