why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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