What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock knock.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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