Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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