- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

here's a joke... the american education society

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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