whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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