- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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