Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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