What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Anti Joke

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