Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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