- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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