Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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wsde

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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