A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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PICKLES

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Anti Joke

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