- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

bite me

Link ate ink to make him sink.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

don't just stand there

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