- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

The EPA.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How old is victor? Half past dead

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