- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

VAL SUCKS

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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