Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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John Cena

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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