What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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