What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Wenis Penis

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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