- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A chicken walked into the bar...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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