- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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