- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What does water smell like? water.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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