- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Velcro. What a rip off.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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