Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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