- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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