- Anti Joke

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.