A jew enters a mall.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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