- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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