What does water smell like? water.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Kyle grund parker coffey

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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