- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

HELLO EVERYONE

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

hi mom

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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