What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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