- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

You sick fiend

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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