- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats brown and booky a book.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's black and can't swim?

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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