What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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