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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Justin beiber's penis

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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