What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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