Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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