- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Swag.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I had friends on the Death Star.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's blue? The sky.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??