- Anti Joke

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.