Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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