- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Justin beiber's penis

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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