- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Do u take sugar?

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

My mum is called Steve

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