Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Has u seen my grammar?

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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