- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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