Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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No antijoke here.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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