- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A woman wears a dress.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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