- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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