- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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