whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Where's the soap?

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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