Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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