- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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