- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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