hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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