A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A boy with red hair is happy.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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