Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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poop.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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