- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Jebron Lames.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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