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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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