Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

 

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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