- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Your girlfriend.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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