- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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