- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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