- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.