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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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So I was walking down the road today

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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