- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

I? Everett