- Anti Joke

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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