A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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