- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.