- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Swag.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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