- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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