whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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