- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A seal walks into a club.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Nickelback.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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