what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What does water smell like? water.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

I asked her where you were.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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