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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

george goodburn is secretly mexican

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A woman wears a dress.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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