- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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