- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

get in the car.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

speak now or forever hold your pee

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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