How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

homosexual

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

13 =B you just learned something

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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