- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

I'm gay.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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