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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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