How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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I? Everett

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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