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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Women's rights

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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