Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Jimmy Saville

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What hurts like hell? HELL

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Women's Rights

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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