What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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