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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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