What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Feminism

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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