- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

I have a horse.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A seal walks into a club.

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