- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

poop nuff said

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Bob Saget

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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