You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

women's rights

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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