Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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