A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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