whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

whats a joke

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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