Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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