- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

JUST KIDDING^

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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