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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it