What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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