why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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