- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Justin beiber..

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why was the boy sad? because.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Gus's mom

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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