- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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