- Anti Joke

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

I am a women

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.