- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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