- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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