Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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