- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A hill billy went fishing

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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