- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Mogok Papiti.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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