All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

my wife out of the kitchen

Women's rights.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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