- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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