a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

my wife out of the kitchen

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Women's rights.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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