- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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