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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Pickle

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Smeg...

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Matthew Baker

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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