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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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