How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than this That :(

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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