'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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hi dave

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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