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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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