Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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