- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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