- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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