- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Pickles

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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