Mogok Papiti.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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