Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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