- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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