Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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