There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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mark is life

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they're dead. idiot.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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