A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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your mum

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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AIDS

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Your mom.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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