Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

HELLO EVERYONE

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

don't read this

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

ecks! why zee?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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