your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

AIDS

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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