- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Vagina cream... end of story

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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