I named my son ps2 controller

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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